On the First of Two Episodes to Air on August 15, We Pick up Watching June Shannon and Her Brood Clipping Coupons. with Alana ‘Honey Boo Boo’ Thompson‘s Big Rockstar Pageant Coming Up, It’s Time to Throw the Insane Paper Product Stockpiling into Overdrive. Totally Normal. June Tells Us That She Has a “Big Family to Feed, ” Which Is Like Me Telling You, “Hey, the Sky Is Blue. ” Alana Calls Her Mama Out, Though, and Bleats, “My Mama Is Cheap, ” as We’re Shown the Family’s Enormous Rations of Paper Tower, Toilet Paper, and Soap — Which Is Weird Because I Assumed This Family Used None of It. as One of Her Daughters Questions the Need for Such Quantities, June Reminds Her, “You Gotta Wipe Your Too-Tay, ” Because, Duh.